velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors


a velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open sp-ce, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb…if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the n-z-s while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f—ing s— its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

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