velten
the previous definition was submitted as an evil plot to defame the name velten, by a derranged pirate who’s family was killed by a velten, thus proving that a velten is indeed ninja.
the true definition of velten is one who is there but not there; one who is right behind you, but cannot be seen or detected; one who is sneaky sneaky, and will cause target self injury and possible heart attack.
be sure to look for any velten’s on the ceiling when entering a dark room.
1 more definition
one who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.
hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?
nah, he’s a total velten, man.
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