Velveeta
an orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. under higher temperatures, velveeta resembles mucilage glue.
what the f-ck? you made grilled ‘cheese’ out of velveeta??
an act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.
” jim is velveeta. he cries about everything! he opened his birthday card and cried!”
$olid cheeze whiz. it doesn’t even deserve the letter ‘s’.
i took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.
1. unless you’re lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don’t bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (xcp) spam
quit posting velveeta to more than sixty newsgroups!
1. terrible excuse for cheese-related food.
2. not actually food
3. most definately not cheese
leave it to newfoundlanders (newfies) to eat velveeta like it is a food group.
1. the most delicious cheesy pasta that can be found in any white persons’ house.
2. the rich white people version of kraft macaroni and cheese.
melissa and ryan enjoy cooking and eating velveeta
unsolicited advertising received via fax. the equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.
i came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!
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