velvet elvis


a conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too “slick,” often as a result of using too much of the white.

this term was coined by sandy c., a life drawing proff. at tulane university.
i was just going to add a few white highlights, but i got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.
the kick-ss feeling of getting blown and rimmed by two people at the same time.

velvet – the hair r-mm-ng the -n-s
elvis – hedonist, wants it all at once, i mean the man died on the toilet
because of it.

“i almost lost it–one on my c-ck and the other licking my -ss–it was a velvet elvis.”
it’s when you get a bl-w j-b by an old lady that takes her dentures out while you’re dressed as elvis
bro, i rocked that elvis impersionation at the senior center so good that i got a velvet elvis!
a peanut-b-tter and banana grilled sandwich. the preparation is similar to that of grilled cheese, in that the pan is greased and two slices of bread are grilled in b-tter, with both sides containing peanut b-tter and sliced bananas. sometimes called a velvis.
dude, i just ate a velvis, it was mad tasty.

dude, i just ate a velvet elvis and broke out in hives. guess i can’t eat peanut b-tter anymore.

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