velvet fiddle
the cl-toris or, as they say, “the little man in the boat”
she was never really into men; i guess she was s-xually content with staying home with her cat watching the twilight series and playing her velvet fiddle ’til she fell asleep…
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- VenomWolffang
1. a synonym for awesome, s-xy and dyslexic. 2. a popular cider. – “the garden is looking very venomwolffang today, dear!” – “a venomwolffang walks into a bra to go to a dna (national dyslexics -ssociation) meeting…” – “yes, i’ll have a pint of venomwolffang and a packet of crisps, please.”
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