Velvet Melvin
tickling a woman’s cl-toris with a beard.
man calvin’s beard was filthy, he must have gave cindy a velvet melvin.
a velvet melvin is bl-wj-b given by a toothless meth wh-r-. if you’re lucky, said meth wh-r- will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
“ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
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