Velvet pear
slang term for a male scr-t-m, especially one that isn’t too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the p-n-s is attached
ooh, honey, when i got a look at that velvet pear, i just had to go down on him!
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