velvet purse
slang for v-g-n-
“can i put my skin flute in your velvet purse?”
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velvis belongs in a cl-ss of art by itself. similar categories would include, but is not limited to, -ssembly line rug/beach towel prints and paintings of heavy metal rock stars and jungle animals. generally, you’ll find these items for sale at flea markets, yard sales and high volume intersections (in gas station parking lots), in […]
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to undertake a risky journey or action. myers and jones is a joint venture. i ventured eating at miffy’s 3 more definitions low quality those runners are so venture dude! where did you get them? zellers? sick brand makes trucks and other parts. i got new ventures on my deck. to be extraordinarilly lame. to […]
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some with very prominent, possibly living eyebrow(s). when interacting with a venus flybrow you are unable to shift focus off the sentient patches of growth. you seen that new kid, stefan? he has a h-ll of a unibrow. that’s no unibrow, those are venus flybrows.
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when you’re twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. speak to people? i wouldn’t, because you’re going to disgrace yourself. anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. warning from a well-wishing friend: ‘beware the verbal collision – it might just happen…’
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