velvet underground


a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.
the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.
1.) influential rock band from the 60’s/early 70’s which included lou reed and john cale

2.)an infamous p-rnographic book
1.)you’ve probably heard a band influenced by the velvet underground

2.) it’s hard to find the book the velvet underground
the most beautiful band ever
the music of the velvet underground is beautiful.
(1)a 70’s rock band fronted by lou reed. often referred to as the ‘godfathers of punk’ although most people disagree. excellent musicians who music is still cherished and rocked out to this very day.
(2) a club on queen street west toronto
(1) sweet jane is one of my favourite velvet underground songs
(2) my brothers band is playing at the velvet underground on friday
a slang term for v-g-n-, popular in the 70’s among metros-xual clubbers
‘can i wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?’
1) great band.

2) contrary to popular belief (as helped by brian from family guy), the term “velvet underground” does not necessarily mean “v-g-n-.” in fact, it may come to a shock to most people that it is slang for the subculture of sadomasochism. that’s right, the whole time you’ve been listening to the band you’ve actually been subconsciously supporting an underground s&m club.
lou: dude, are you into velvet underground?
reed: dude, since when have you been a sadom-s-ch-st? -pushes lou away, not wanting to get involved with whips and chains-
a v-g-n-. in the family guy episode, where peter goes back in time with the help of death, and ruins his relationship with lois, brian asks lois if he can “ram his oingo boingo, into her velvet underground” referring to her v-g-n-. also, a kick-ss band.
brian: lois, can i ram my oingo boingo, into your velvet underground?
lois: i love velvet underground.

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