Velveta surprise


// ch’eezy ” v’ag;// the act of inserting an 8″x4″ block of frozen premium grade velveta cheese into the womens’ -ss while in the reverse cowgirl s-xual position.

a: a process of making macoroni and cheese; combining the ingredients of 2 cups of milk and then 4 tsp. of velveta cheese in your mouth. while ingesting the ingredients proceed to boil the noodles in a pot. once macroni noodles reached right texture, strain water into sink. in bowl place the recently strained noodles. then relieve the recently ingested ingredients upon the noodles through your -ss.
“jenny wanted to incorporate fruit an vegitables in our s-x, until she recieved the velveta surprise.”

“d-mn kids broke my recliner, looks like were having velveta suprise for lunch.”

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