Venetian Plaster
-j-c-l-t-ng on a face or -ss quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.
for more depth, let dry and repeat.
“i venetian plastered that -ss last night.”
“i really wanted to venetian plaster her face, but i’m not sure we’re at that level in our relationship, yet.”
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his own hand and then paints it artfully on his partner’s backside or face using a broad stroke, swiping motion. (think wax on wacks off)
that guy in silence of the lambs in the prison, when he threw his j-z at clarice, he was the jackson pollock of venetian plaster.
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