venezuelan


person from venezula. venezuelan has the most beautiful women ^__^
that lady
a word meaning “white people” that you use when you don’t want others to know what you’re talking about. similar to 2520. derived from white people -> crackers -> caracas -> venezuelans.
juan: “all right, finally here. hope this party is good.”
hiroshi: “word.”
(walk in)
juan: “sh-t, man. this looks pretty lame.”
hiroshi: “i know, right? lots of venezuelans in here.”
juan: “sweet, i’m venezuelan.”
hiroshi: “no, i’m talking about 2520s, you know what i’m saying?”
juan: “oh… yeah, it’s totally like a country club in here. won’t be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. i f-cking hate white people!”
(music stops and everyone stares)
hiroshi: “d-mn dude, so much for subtlety. let’s blow this b-tch.”
a person with a super wierd laugh
“haheheahaheehaehahahahaeahaeaha” –

thaaats how the venezuelan laugh should sound like…
people that live in or derive from venezuela, a communist country in south america thats ruled under hugo chavez, the biggest ignorant sh-t in the world.

venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of argentineans, but are annoying -ss loud mouths like cubans. they also can’t go two words without saying “verga” or “marico”.

the worst type of venezuelans, hands down are the maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said “verga” twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.
guy 1: wow, that guy jose is a real -sshole, and he keeps calling me “marico”
guy 2: yeah, he’s probably one of those venezuelans.
a f-cking gay -ss dude named miguel
this dude miguel i know is one god d-mn venezuelan

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