Venezuelan Pizza
its when a chick, preferably from “petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you f-ck her vigorously with a rolling pin. then you extract the v-g-n-l fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin v-g-n- and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.
note that you have the crust (yeast – bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (warts)
i picked up yulasis and i made a venezuelan pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.
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