Ventboard
expressing ones frustrations through nonsensical keyboard mashing,
preferably through an email to an understanding friend
adam: muuurhapdjedhv killlleelsnnvj dj!!!!!!!!!!!
robyn: ummmm ok.
adam: d-mn tax office, i just needed to ventboard.
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