ventrilifart
n. a deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn’t.
v. the act of ‘throwing’ a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.
note: often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
phil: yesterday i punched my roommate for busting -ss, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. he might be right, i didn’t smell a thing.
tom: i got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. i dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. man that guy was good.
dennis: dan won’t stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
2 more definitions
a fart that comes from one person that sounds like it came from someone else.
oh my g-d, susie just farted! oh, my mistake, that was a ventrilifart. it really came from bobby.
verb – when an individual in the room announces that he ( or she ) has gas, a third party relieves themself of their own built up flatulence. thus directing the blame to the individual that announced having gas.
chris: “that tuna c-sserol was delicious, but i think its giving me trouble down south.”
tom: -procedes to let loose a sbd
travis: “oh wtf chris you farted didnt you!”
chris: “wtf noo?”
tom: -snickers- “yeah that was me, i dropped a ventrilifart.”
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