ventriliquist
while f-cking a girl in the -ss a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. he then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his d-ck, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy
dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so i gave her the ventriliquist last night.
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