venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare -ss right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the sh-t out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim’s head jerks up and s-d-stically smacks the bare -ss of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer’s -n-s, creaing a “venus nosetrap”; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an -n-s filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge -ss they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with “moon” deriving from the -ss
after holding in a day’s worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him p-ss out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths
putting your bare -ss right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your -ss (nose in the hole). then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or sh-t while their nose is in your -sshole.

if you have a big -ss you could fill the victims air p-ssages with noxious -ss g-ss, causing them to p-ss out.

extra thrill: do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
that venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! i think he’s still p-ssed out with sh-t up his nose!