verbal blitzkrieg

derived from the term blitzkrieg, or lightning war in german, to verbally blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repet-tion who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. the name is of course derived from the strategy of shock warfare tactics utilized by the n-z-s in world war ii period however no one actually dies during a verbal blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
guy 1: (tells boring bullsh-t story,)
guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time i was f-cking your mother? i was one of the first guys in line so she hadn’t been used up yet, anywho… i decided at that point to go -ss to p-ssy, and i remember thinking to myself distinctly that her p-ssy was so f-cking tight, no f-cking way of baby came out of there no f-cking way, you’re adopted dude. then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so i reach back the f-cking florida and pimp slap that b-tch in the middle of nebraska just like the avenue where i picked her up for the g-ngb-ng for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. and after that i told her how much i just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
guy 1: okay enough with the verbal blitzkrieg, i’ll stop telling the f-cking story.