Verbal Diarrhea
a condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the f-ck up, i.e the words keep flowing.
don’t get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
a serious disease which, once it has control of a person, causes them to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of the voicebox. often extremely frustrating for the victim and extremely hilarious for the observer.
compliments to eric 🙂 for the examples
“gugga blugga aorfbb999l! wimbledon (long ‘e’) grrfor..bll…gll…”
“it’s 90% perception! shut up, shut up, shut up!”
1)an adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.
2)used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
talking to a new crush:
i really think you are cool and think about you all the time. i actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.
crushie:
yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea i have seen in awhile and scare me so i would rather not.
a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening
wow your hair looks like a lion’s mane. oops i do suffer from verbal diarrhea.
somebody who doesn’t know how to shut up. they love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they’re saying. people with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.
prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
“do you plan to increase the price of eggs?” (simple yes or no response required)
“well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several -ssumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. these prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static.”
“could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?”
the frequent and excessive auditable discharge of the mouth producing abnormally thin and diluted substance.
usually the symptom of ignorance or lack of relevant input.
“synergy” = verbal diarrhea
uncontrollable cr-p that people say
can you believe that idiot keeps talking. he suffers from verbal diarrhea!
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