verbal dyslexia
when someone is trying to say a word they know, in their mind, how to pr-nounce but it comes out wrong.
tiff: “i’d like a 10 piece wings, nucular.”
laura: ” nuclear!”
tiff: ” nuclar, nucular, am i saying it?”
laura:” nuclear!”
tiff: “nuclear!?! i swear i have verbal dyslexia!”
when you try to say something and you mix the words up or the letters.
dyslexia with words.
almost a tongue twister
instead of:
going outside to have a cigarette.
you say:
going cigarette to have an outside.
instead of:
lets call jennifer
you say:
lest call jeffiner
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sorry, i have verbal dyslexia. always mixing up my words.
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