Verbal Fire Hydrant


a person who’s going on and on about a subject they’re interested in, not letting others get a word in edgewise. by spewing a constant stream of information, they become the human equivalent of an open fire hydrant.
jeez, jon, you haven’t stopped talking about 3d printing all night; you’re being a real verbal fire hydrant!

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