verbal period
noun.
1. the period spoken at the end of a sentence uttered by a moron or rhetorical hack.
2. useful punctuation in writing. a grating rhetorical device in speaking.
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person 1: alan thicke is the s-xiest man alive, period!
person 2: nice verbal period, moron.
person 1: oh, sh-t, i thought i was typing that sentence to you. i realize writing and speaking are two completely different things, but i often forget which one i’m in the middle of, because i’m a f-cking moron.
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person 3: this aggression will not stand! period!!!
person 4: good, i’m glad you used a verbal period, because otherwise the only clue i’d have that your sentence was over would be the pause after your last word. and pauses are so hard to discern.
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