verbally masturbate
(v.) to derive excessive pleasure by dominating a conversation, usually through bragging and a demonstration of extreme knowledge of a subject, lording it over other people
dan couldn’t stop verbally masturbating to incubus; he even asked me what “a certain shade of green” was about, despite knowing for a fact that i had never heard the song.
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