Verbatim of Mars
this is a particular aspect of alien life-forms known only to teens born after 1990. it is an extremely popular topic of discussion, particularly between couples. unfortunately, it cannot be understood by older age groups.
teen: can i use the car?
parent: what are you going to do with the car?
teen: i’m going to meet some friends.
parent: well, what are you guys doing?
teen: we are discussing the verbatim of mars.
parent: oh, ok. see you later.
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