Verizon Connection
the connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the verizon network connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. so when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as “the verizon connection”
dude: man, i just brokeup with my girl.
you: why man?!
dude: i’m not sure; it didn’t feel right. no connection.
you: man, too bad you guys didn’t have the verizon connection!
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- John Most
an american poet, born april 11, 1977 in covington, virginia. i heard john most read a poem.
- Napping
code for having s-x. used primarily by ex-couples who try to fool roommates into believing they are not making the s-x. highly unsuccessful. dude, are you and juli back together? nah, we were just napping. sure…. see heaven zzzzzzzzzzzzzz whoa, i love napping.
- niggawilly
the p-n-s of a black man. also another way of saying someone is a d-ck but more offensive because it’s of a black person. n-body likes black people. “did you see john today?” yeah he’s such a f-cking n-gg-w-lly i hate him”
- poop panties
after a girl did not make it to the toilet in time and p–ped in her panties. mom:”jen have you had an accident”. jen:” no” mom: “come here, (jen comes) turn around (jen turns around),(mom looks in pants)”just as i thoght lets get you cleaned up”. mom: why did you p–p panties.
- Rageboner
it’s when you hate something so much that you want to have s-x with it. that stuck up b-tch is so annoying she’s giving me a rageb-n-r! when you hate something so much you want to have s-x with it back in the day, i had a rage b-n-r for my 80 year old english […]