verizontal
of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.
guy 1: this thing with kalley, is it serious?
guy 2: no, just verizontal.
girl 1: this thing with your guy, is it serious?
girl 2: oh yeah, it’s verizontal…he can’t live without me.
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