vermonster
a creature often referred to as the “rack’ em” which can only be seen at night after hours of binge drinking. some of the common habits include rambling off of strange one liners, sleep walking and climbing in bed with other males. excessive use of racial slurs and always has a dip in his mouth. it is common knowledge that all vermonsters only like 50% of black negros.
brad:dude did you see how wasted chris was last night?
justin: yeah he drank like three forty’s and turned into a vermonster.
20 scoops of ice cream, 10 scoops of walnuts, 4 ladles of hot fudge, 4 bananas, 3 chocolate chip cookies, 2 scoops of 4 toppings, 1 giant fudge brownie and whipped cream. purchase this at ben and jerry’s.
dude we went to ben and jerry’s and got a vermonster. we (4) ate it in less than 10 minutes and got our picture taken and hung up on the wall. ownt.
an engergy beer made in vermont by the rock art brewery company. made with all mof the ingredients of monster energy drink and 10% alcohol…
vermonster; gives a new meaning to the term: “beer muscles”.
what an out-of-towner calls a vermonter because they themselves are not from vermont, so they don’t realize how r-t-rded they sound when calling us “vermonsters”
alisha: “i can’t wait to get out in the snow with all you vermonsters!”
susan: ” you can’t join us because 1)we are vermonters, not ‘monsters’ 2) it’s called hitting the powder, not “getting in the snow.”
please stay home.
the p-n-s of a man from vermont. it is usually incredible huge and white.
vermont man: hey baby, check out my package.
woman: wow! that’s a vermonster!
native people in the rural areas in the state of vermont, often referred to in regards of a “hick” mentality. individuals who often partake in inbreeding activities who also have odd political beliefs that some how correlates to hippies and guns. easily identifiable by poor oral hygiene, dirty clothes, and woodland printed clothing.
dude, i can’t believe we went on a double date with two vermonsters
a sandwich at purple knights pizza in colchester,vt. the sandwich is made of foccacia bread, turkey, cheddar cheese, apples and cranberry mayonnaise.
“can i have a vermonster with bacon please?”
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