Vermont Vegan Vacuum
when a girl sticks a piece of celery in her p-ssy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
mike: i’m vegan, so i did a vermont vegan vacuum on a girl.
when a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her p-ssy and her partner sucks on it.
mike: i’m vegan, so i gave her a vermont vegan vacuum instead of a normal bl-wj-b.
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