Vernon

a place in northern new jersey where you can buy a lot of pot. it is famous because they say heroin is the drug of choice for northern new jersey but its hard to find anything but pot in vernon. actually, if you go down town and ask random people for pot, they might actually just give it away. i know cause ive had this happen to me. its also easy to get alot of ecstasy around here…
“hey random thug on the streets of vernon… do you have any pot?”

“h-lls yeah, want some?”

“why sure kind stranger!”
one of the most amazing men on the planet. a true friend in time of crisis and a horrible enemy to anyone who harms someone he cares about. vernon is a true gentleman, always putting others before himself. heart of gold, even if it’s been broken before
friend a: hey, you know that guy vernon?

friend b: hey yeah!

friend a: he saved a kitten from a fire.

friend b: doesn’t supprise me. vernon is awesome like that.
synonym: pot, weed, mj, maryjane, the good stuff
i smoked some vernon today
a small snowboard-b-m town in suss-x county, nj. its on the top of new jersey. it has two ski resorts: mountain creek and hidden valley. there’s lots of pot, usually selling for around $20 for one g. im sure someone will let you try some for free though. vernon has a population of 25,000 people. the halls of vernon high school reek of pot everday. some people think they are cool and they call it “v-town”.
dude, im going to vernon to get hi and go snowboarding!
vernon is a place in suss-x county of northern new jersey where kids think they are the toughest sh-t. 4/3 people smoke pot in vernon and think nothing of it, using words they made up such as “toke”, “bos”, “dank”, “derb”, “beat”, and “scrounge”. there are almost as many people who snowboard as there are who “token bos tos that dank weed” in vernon. for every 25,000 people in vernon, there is 1 african american. vernon has 25,000 people in it.

some people think vernon is the coolest sh-t because it features h-t hang out places such as “the flats” and “the a&p”. some also think they are b.a.m.f.’s because they get up in cl-ss and say “you know what homie, i don’t give a f-ck yo this sh-t is just siiiick.” and walk out of the cl-ss to ‘toke some gr-ss’ in the bathroom and go home to their failure parents.

there are 4 kinds of people in vernon: bosers, tokers, not blacks, and whites. leaks from government intelligence suggest they will use nuclear missiles on the town of vernon so that the stupidity and ‘really dank weed’ doesn’t spread to anywhere else.
yo, broseph, wanna come over my house and token bos tos that green gr-ss dank weed yah?

hey, i just went to vernon and i lost all dignity.

person 1: woah, did you see that?
person 2: no, what was it?
person 1: i think it was a black!
person 2: shut the f-ck up, everyone knows there’s no n-gg-rs in vernon
person 1: oh person 2, you’re such a funy guy. i don’t know what i’d do without you.
person 2: you’d probably bos tos toke yo.

pr-ck 1: yo bro toke with me bro
pr-ck 2: f-ckin beat -ss sh-t yeah bro
a medium sized city in british columbia, canada. also know as wine country. about an hour away from the bigger city of kelowna
dude, vernon has one of the cr-ppiest malls ever! there’s only 120 stores!
extremely hot black guy. shower and a grower. super s-xy, h-lla crazy at parties, and smokes weed more than he breathes.
that boy is such a vernon!

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