Verona

you walk out your four bedroom house onto your quiet street, with all but one little soccer mom van driving down. the soccer mom waves to you, and instinct forces to wave back, because that happens to be your mom’s best friend, your math teacher’s sister, and of course, exboyfriend or girlfriend’s mom. welcome to verona, nj, population 14,500 people.

this is a town were everyone is realated, everyone knows eachother, and even if you haven’t met a person, you know everything about them. in this town, the population is 75% white, italian, irish; 13% asian 5% black 2% spanish/hispanic 5% indian. basically everyone is catholic, going to our lady of the lake or saint catherine’s. this town would be nothing without bloomfield avenue, the heart of verona.

the youth of verona keeps the town in tact. the town is broken up into four parts by elementry school, forest, brookdale, laning, and fn brown. forest and brookdale tend to be close, same with laning and fn brown. after graduating elementry school, the best years of your life, you go to the middle school. henry b whitehorne is known as some of the worst years of your life. some of the well-known teachers make those years good, but usually the bad teachers outnumber them. and the princ-p-l will make your years a living h-ll. in middle school, everyone comes together and loose their elementry cliques. from 6th to 8th grade, you hang out at cinema 23, and meet the kids from cedar grove, our neighboring town.

once your days at hbw are over, you head on down to the high school, verona high school. this is when your real life starts. parties every weekend, drinks included. most kids choose to get high and drink at split and lookout, but some kids. who’se unaware parents like to leave them home alone, choose to throw their own parties and drink the entire stock of their parents alcohol. by high school, you loose touch with cg and become close friends with the grades above you. as a freshman, you are mostly picked on by the juniors and seniors, and some uppercl-ssmen take advantage of these freshman, trying to “get with them” on weekends. mdw and prom weekend hold the record for the most p-ssouts and blackouts.

verona football games are the most notortious events of the school year. kids tailgate at the pool parking lot and other places and then head over to the verona football field to scream their drunk b-tts off at the opposing team. verona kids who do this are know as those who “rule the bleachers” freshman stand at the bottom and are slaves to the uppper cl-ssmen who sit at the top. they fetch water and gatorade and then get sun flower seeds and drinks spit out at them.

after high school is long over, kids go off to nothing special colleges to go on to become teachers and community workers. they eventually migrate back to verona where they repeat the circle of verona life with their “out of town” spouses. then their kids live out the same miserable life as their parents did.

verona is a nothing special suburb where there is most drama than your average suburban town and more wannabe guidos than the jersey sh-r-, which is a second home to many verona families. if you ever consider going to verona, do not:

1. trust the first people you meet.
2. lurk everyone on facebook/mysp-ce
3. make your self seem bad-ss to “fit in”
4. be fake
5. take obscure pictures of your self, mainly chest area, for you will only be judged even worse.

welcome to verona, where you will be judged worse than simon cowell on american idol…
“hey man, what are you doing friday night?”

“i was thinking about going to spilt, you coming?”

“h-ll yes, i plan on getting totally wasted before tomorrow’s verona football game”

“i hope no beat freshman come”

“you know bro.”
a suburb of madison, wi. the city itself has an area of approximately 3 sq. miles and has a population of little more than 7,000 (according to the 2000 census bureau). 97% of it’s residents are white, and there is less than 1% of every other cl-ssified race.

verona’s teenagers attend verona area high school, a school revered by oversheltering parents as a safe haven for their teenagers, as it has less physical violence than madison’s high schools, west and memorial. however, the typical verona high student, although free from physical violence, is probably just as corrupt as their west or memorial counterpart.

a typical female verona high student is either pregnant or good with contraceptive use, and will not hesitate to look at you from top to bottom to not-so-conspicuously judge what you’re wearing. due to verona high’s diminutive size, there are many rumors spread throughout the school.

a verona girl will probably be proud enough of her boyfriend to take far too many pictures of herself with him, upload them to her mysp-ce, and have to delete them within a few weeks. after a week-long breakup process, the cycle repeats with a different verona boy. such is similar to a female’s 28-day menstrual cycle.

to be a verona girl who can attract a verona boy, you must be aesthetically pleasing by american society standards; verona boys are incredibly shallow and overwhelmingly dramatic. a verona boy may declare his love to you at the drop of a hat, but if you shave your head, you’ve pretty much lost all value as a person.

because verona has absolutely nowhere interesting to go shopping, many of verona’s teens will frequent the west towne mall in madison during summer and weekends. this is about as close to being unsheltered from verona as they get. shopping at hot topic is considered extremely alternative-cultured. some may consider it pathetic to be so ignorant of the non-verona world around you, but since they’re too enclosed in verona, they don’t know what they’re missing and they’re probably happy.

the verona teens who try to rebel will typically overemphasize drug use (i.e. telling people they are not “weed virgins” after inhaling secondhand weed smoke) and stay out “late” (10 or 11 pm is considered “late”) doing absolutely nothing. this scares the majority of verona parents, so i guess they get what they want.
verona girl: hi, my name is (jessica/ashley/brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl’s name) and i’m from verona. on weekends, i like going to hot topic and getting myself alternative clothing because it makes me different from people. i love my boyfriend, (robert/jake/matt/some other stereotypical modern white guy’s name). we have a lot of history in the two weeks we’ve been dating.

verona boy: hi, my name is (robert/jake/matt/some other stereotypical modern white guy’s name), and i’m from verona. you may have seen me getting major highs from this guy’s weed last night; i was inhaling so much of his smoke. my girlfriend, (jessica/ashley/brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl’s name), and i went out and stayed on the verona campus until 10:30 one night, it was so awesome and rebellious. i had another girlfriend, (jessica/ashley/brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl’s name), but she got all weird and shaved her head so she’s not a good person anymore. i’m going to play one of the three fenders my parents bought me, even though i have no idea how to play guitar.
a small town located in north-eastern new jersey, where everybody knows each other, and everyone grows up together. the town is separated into four different sections based on the closest elementary school, these being laning, forest, brookdale, and f.n.brown. eventually after years of kickball, field days, and pizza lunches everybody moves up to middle school, called h.b.w. it stands for henry b. whitehorne, and n-body really knows what the “b” stands for. this is were everybody gets real friends, and actually start to mature. next step, verona high school. vhs is packed with school spirit, where you can always find somebody wearing something to go with the hillbillies, or verona. all the high schoolers, or at least a lot of them gather at the football games to cheer on the bleachers, seniors at the top, to freshmen at the bottom. here everyone goes all out, to wearing a hillbilly costume, or painting there stomachs, their is always a good chance somebody will lose their voice at a friday night game. thanksgiving games are usually one of the most nerve-racking games of the year, excluding playoffs, where everyone in town, which is hardly anybody, comes out to watch the game played against the neighboring and rival town cedar grove. even though cedar grove and verona are truly rivals, in sports that is, the two towns should probably be combined, due to the fact everyone knowns everyone and everybody hangs out together on weekends. while football is the most popular sport in vhs, verona cross country and track team are amazing, breaking records every year, and having some of the best members in the state. band is deff. the other major thing to do, and if you don’t do either your just screwed up. memorial day weekend, one of the most antic-p-ted weeks of the year, is the most crazy. either partying in somebody’s bas-m-nt, or at point pleasant, belmar, seaside everyone is sure to have a good, crazy, and probably drunk time. every other night you can find somebody at the willowbrook mall, walking the streets aimlessly, sitting around, or eating up at the pilgrim diner, the best diner around. here, you can get your cheese or gravy fries, or famous disco fries and slurp a delicious black and white shake. summer, the best time of year. you can hang out with friends at the verona community pool, which is for sure the nicest pool around, which is ten times better than cedar groves pool. consisting of a tennis court, a volleyball court, a basketball court, a snack bar, two actually big water slides, two low diving boards, and one high dive, which all the little kids try to sneak on to. or during the summer you go dts, primarily to you or your friends sh-r- house at long beach island or belmar. graduations from high school are tear-filled and heart-felt, but exciting at the same time. pictures are taken, caps are thrown, beachb-lls fly around above the cl-ss, and blow horns are heard, and later that night the never ending sound of honking fills the streets. later that night the seniors attend “project graduation”, something they have each year, in which they have been raising money for the whole year, including the ever popular high school carnival. being a senior is the high point in your high school career. your preparing for college, your cl-sses are a bunch of jokes, you write on the driveway, while praying not to be caught by the cops even though you kind-of want to be, banquets occur every other night, and you pick on the new freshmen who try to be cool. verona, a town the lives off drama and football, a is extremely close knit, but n-body who lives here would want it any other way.
verona hillbillies football team just won state! … again!
a small town in western pennsylvania that consists of the following:
drug addicts
veitnam veterans
ex hippies
and old people.
the populace is mostly middle cl-ss – poor.
its more popular neighbor oakmont,pa , known for its golf course, is only but a small bridge away.

i would highly recomend you never live here
” man i needs to be gettin’ out of verona”

” yeh me tooz'”
a small town and cousin to the 412, we keep it real.

this town has everything you could ever want.

drugs, money, b-tches, and turners iced tea.
you might know our neighboring town of oakmont. well they think they are better just cause they don’t have a curfew and they can walk around at night without getting jumped. nickels bakery for life.
verona is the realest.
yo, that was so gangsta it was verona.
you verona as h-ll dawg.