Vertabrunt


the, possibly mythical, “fourth orifice” that p-rn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

it is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at tvta. believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome b-ttocks.
i was attempting -n-l, when my c-ck slipped into her vertabrunt

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