vertical brown file


the crevice of the b-ttocks. generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.
question: “i’ve lost my keys, do you know where they are?”

answer: “have you checked your vertical brown file?”

question: “where should i file this memo?”

answer: “try the vertical brown file.”

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