vertical gymnastics


vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their “sport” without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
“sorry i can’t come out tonight, i have my vertical gymnastics cl-ss”
“i really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics cl-sses”
“vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence”

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