Vertical Planking


to vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. the higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.

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“hey jonathan. check it out i’m vertical planking off the side of this escalator. while going up!”

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