Vertical Tuck
the vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a b-n-r, reorganizes his junk such that it is “tucked” up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the b-n-r to stick out of the male’s pants). the vertical tuck ensures that b-n-rs are undetected by onlookers. it is especially useful when, while possessing a b-n-r, the male needs to perform non-s-xual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.
dude: man, after looking looking at that chick’s thong in front of me in cl-ss i had a real hard-on. i was horrified when mr. depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
dude 2: what’d you do?
dude: i shoved my d-ck up under my waistband so no one would see.
dude 2: ah, saved by the vertical tuck.
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