Verticle Torpedo
a cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your v-g-n-. the goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
heather’s mom attempted to do the verticle torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
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