Vertimaid


is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. this leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.
i dare you to kiss that vertimaid.
(ver ta mayd) n; a fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.
friend: did you see those scary -ss vertimaids in pirates of the caribbean?

you: no i didn’t

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