verycorporateveryprofessional
adj. used to make an awful temp job (usually in real estate) sound enticing.
can also be used to describe anything or anyone encountered at said job.
crazy temp agent on the phone: “morgan,i have a great job,it’s verycorporateveryprofessional:can i get you a gl-ss of water?can i take your coat?it’s very corporate,is this you?”
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