vessyl


the name of a failed “smart cup” kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn’t know already. a colossal waste of money.
moron: “i just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. it tells me what i’m drinking. it even does smoothies!”
everyone: “that sounds like a terrible product”
moron: “jacs”

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