vetencourt
the act of defecating your pants during a marriage ceremony. often times is followed by a furious -rg-sm resulting in the stickiest smelliest mess you’ve ever seen.
did you see that guy vetencourting during chads wedding? i heard it took hazmat 4 hours to clean up the scene, the s-m-n literally fused the feces to the floor.
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