Veteranarian
the doctor for animals. commonly known as a vet because the word veteranarian is just too d-mn long to say, and takes 30 years to learn how to spell. vets can major is different groups of animals: large, small, and exotic animal vets are the most widely known. however vets can also specialize in one type of animal i.e. an avian vet. to become a vet you have to be near brilliant and p-ssionate about animals; and you have to be comfortable with animals biting, scratching, and trying to kill you.
d-mn, my cat is sick again! i guess i’ll have to go to a veteranarian so they can charge me $900 for who knows what.
a aid to the animals:)
me in the future
someone who looks after veterans.
come quick, veteranarian, grampa needs a sponge bath!
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