Veti


when something hasn’t gone your way realy unluckly.
john & joan were fighting over what to call the dog.
john says “it is called pippin and that is final.”

joans older brother says “hey, that was a mega veti.”
when something has not gone your way; really unlucky.
“tomorrow i’m going to propose to lola” said harry.

“cool” said raheem.

the next day lola went on holiday.

“oh man, that was veti” said raheem.

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