VFWB
vfwb (virgin friends with benefits)- the act of engaging in such actions as kissing, making out, etc. (but not s-x) with no emotional attachment. to prevent being known as the village wh-r- you are allowed to keep the same vfwb as long as you follow the following rules: no l-word, if thoughts of emotions such as the l-word develop you must stop making out (possibly even talking) until feelings go away, and if emotions will not leave you must move to a new person. dates are permitted but they must be purely for fun and can’t happen too frequently. the purpose of vfwb is too have the fun of a high school relationship without the hormone induced “emotions” which ruin friendships. have fun and vfwb responsibly.
-results may vary
dude 1-bro i got this chick who will make out with me whenever i get bored but she doesn’t put out
dude 2-sounds like a vfwb
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