vheng
shorthand for a “very happy engineer”. engineers are often at the bottom of the metaphorical social ladder and thus are typically mean-spirited, neckbearded, lonely individuals. a vheng is one who actually enjoys his lot in life and embraces it in full. they are quite rare, but they are a fascinating group of people. unfortunately, they are dying out as a result of their inability to talk with women. they have no s-xual means of reproduction, but they are currently working on an as-xual process involving the right hand and a sock.
look at vincent program! you can tell he’s a vheng because of how enthusiastically he does his job.
dude, i asked vincent if he wanted to go to the beach party, but he said he’s studying for chem-e, what a vheng.
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