VHMD
very h-rny male disease
occurs long break from getting some other than your computer or other hand held items… including the hand
symptoms: frequent narbs, excruciatingly painful morning woods, and an increase in buying tissues and vaseline for men extra strength
the fat man named alin suffers from vhmd. it’s rumored alin hasn’t seen a v-g-n- since his birth.
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