Viagra Pizza
a slice of pizza that is nice and crispy, and does not bend when you pick it up.
customer: i’ll have a slice of pizza, please.
mack n’ manco employee: here ya go.
customer: whoah! that pizza is very flaccid. do you have a slice of v–gr- pizza?
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