Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome
noun. when you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.
vice-versa as well: you don’t feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.
me: yay! a text! i wonder who it’s from!
-check cellphone- ah sh-t! nothing? that’s weird. i guess it’s the vibrating cellphone syndrome.
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