vibration analyst
a professional that studies the vibrations of machines and equipment, for the purpose of predicting which parts that may be wearing out. the ‘art’ of -n-lyzing the vibration data is that of which a very select few can do. the -n-lyst in most cases are extremely good looking, have a b-m chin, and are great lovers.
the way steve -n-lyses those vibrations you can just tell he’s a great lover!
that vibration -n-lyst is no 5-9!
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