vicious guppy
a very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the hawaiian islands. can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it’s victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.
it’s diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
holy cr-p it’s a vicious guppy!
ruuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
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