victim cap

a metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. they are known to pull “cards”(race card, s-x card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. they are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their “attackers” was initially to offend or not. many times, the latter. also committed by overly privileged, self-ent-tled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.
ex #1-
dude 1: dude! stacy’s pulling the feminism card…again!
dude 2: yeah, dude! she has her f-cking victim cap super-glued onto her f-cking head!
dude 1: i know dude, that sh-t’s so f-cking annoying.
ex #2-
some guy: hey bro, you’re not gonna hire me cuz i’m black, huh?
hiring guy: no bro, i’m not gonna hire you cuz you’re f-cking stupid, take your victim cap off.
ex #3-
dude 1: d-mn dude, david got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

dude 2: yeah, but that r-t-rd started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a ferrari.
dude 1: wow dude! looks like everyone’s buying a victim cap nowadays. we better invest in that stock!
#cry baby #self pity #ent-tled #privileged #loser #whiny #liberal #progressive